OMG ze smokes!!! How can I even play with just 480p smoke, I need 4K smoke!!! Da bullet poking holes in smoke screens waaaaaa!!

Thankfully I grew old just in time to have quit gaming for a few years now, and no longer need to bother with it. I will play my good old Mario Forever community fanmakes, NES/SNES games, those pre 2008 PC games once a week.