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Tuxé
Found the 15th century Spaniard
That was a simpler time, before anybody had any teeth. And before the penguin war crimes…
A group of penguins is called a pengule.
It used to be called a club
Penguins taught Chuck Norris how to fight
I can walk really good, but terrible at swimming. Penguins walk really fucked up, but are great swimmers. I am a reverse penguin.
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There is an error on this. Penguins developed teeth in the 1870s
Some penguins can also be found in Argentina.
I am unironically Argentinian
So you are a penguin?
Yes, i am spying on Port Stanley rn
I had to stop and google if penguins are fish
Hello to the wonks
Wow, such an informative post, thanks!
On the last point, it’s funny how a species with the right to bear arms chooses to keep flapping around with flippers instead, isn’t it?
This is great because I self identify as a penguin. I tend to keep this private though, because of the war crimes.
