Soylent green, clearly.
Or meat. Humans are mostly meat.
A potato, I’m definitely a potato
A sweet potato, because I’m on a low carb diet right now.
Long pig.
Something extremely gross and disgusting. Please don’t turn me into food.
You must mean okra.
Long pork, baby! Great for hiking trips.
Frozen pizza, seems nice when thinking about, but once dealt with leaves a disappointing feeling that it’s not quite what you were after
Kimchi.
Worm food.
ugly bag of mostly water
You forgot giant. It applies to some of us more than others.
Soylent green.
It’s made of people after all
🎵Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener…🎵
😊😇😇
So if your food is once sentient people, is it better for your food to want to be eaten, or to hate being eaten?
I’m going with Pineapple, because it eats you back
I am a meat popsicle.
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Potato gnocchi in a butter sauce, maybe some lightly steamed veg and fresh baked bread on the side. And a really good cup of minestrone.
