wasn’t she like 10? anyone who looks at a 10 year old and says they’re hot and isn’t also a 10 year old probably needs to have their mattresses searched.
When I’m 10, the 10 year old girls got cooties, man.
at 10 I had crushes. didn’t think the same way I do as an adult though. was more of “I feel weird inside, like I’m going to vomit” kind of feeling 🤣
Shit, you’re saying I should’ve grown out of that?!
With a UV light source, or…?
with a search warrant.
They couldn’t have said “child”? This movie is made by problematic people and it shows.
They probably should have called the Korean women who were part of Kim’s harem “women” rather than “girls” in the credits.
I wonder if there are any rules or anything in Hollywood for that. It could be that the actresses wanted to be listed as “girls” because it’s better for their career. It could also be weird Hollywood rules. Apparently the rules around credits are extremely deep and complicated. For example if it’s “Foo & Bar”, they worked as a writing team. If it’s “Foo and Bar” they worked separately.
I know it’s especially complicated for title credits. Normally the most “important” actor is listed first, and in some cases both actors want to be first, so they do some funny things like have the first name in the upper right corner and the second name in the lower left, so one actor is above the other in the credits, but the other is more to the left, so also important.
Usually its just whatever name the role is in the script. Not particularly meaningful.
I remember being puzzled by the credits of this episode of From, which lists the order of “ghoulish child” actors as 5, 7, 2, 3, 4, 6
Ha, and no #1 “ghoulish child”, but there is one “ghastly child”.
Credits might be in order of appearance in the final edit, but the numbering was from the original ordering in the script
ah, literal child girl vs adult woman girl
These are the credits from “The Interview,” starring Seth Rogan and James Franco.
Drink your Hazeltine.
It’s like Ovaltine, but with nuts and bicolor eyes.
discerning drinkers want to know: is it for people with homophobia?
for everyone like me who wants to know where these credits belong: these are from “The Interview” (2014)
I feel bad for DON CHOW
We’re not going to talk about the two fingered man a few lines above then? Ok.
So what? I’m a two fingered man. Two, and then eight more.
And also Dob Chow is the name of a fast food restaurant.
At least she’s on there. Where is guard #2?
Run of the mill nobody: me
And “Hazeltine Garcia” as “Hot Korean Girl” is also a questionable choice. I wonder how Korean a girl with such a name looks like…
Her last name is Gariza not Garcia.
Could easily be a Korean American. Either adopted, or with a white (or Hispanic) father. Shit, she could be 100% Korean with a Hispanic stepfather.
One of the beautiful things about the US actually imo. The fact that you can have someone with that name who looks (and is) Korean enough to play one in a movie.
They probably just look Korean. People get married and change last names all the time. Most 1rst gen children of immigrants have western first names or go by two different first names. One traditional and used by their families and another western name that they use when dealing with westerners.
i was good friends with a mexican O’brien in college. IIRC it was her paternal grandfather who was irish, the rest were mexican. i don’t remember her specific story anymore, but she taught me that french occupation of mexico and english occupation of ireland helped the citizens of each country feel a kinship.
Asian for sure. Not sure if Korean, but does that matter?
She was playing a hot Korean girl, doesn’t mean she is a hot Korean girl. All four of them were kind of done a bit dirty though because usually movies will give them names apparently it helps on their CVs or something.
In fairness when I click that link this is the first image result I get back https://images.findagrave.com/photos/2023/197/243096159_31bd78bf-ff43-4bc5-84ae-60334c97351c.jpeg
Doesn’t look that hot to me
that’s marian hazeltine, not hazeltine garcia
i wonder how anyone with such a name looks like
I’d PeenKay that Tang
Almost like “woman” and “girl” are distinct words with distinct meanings.
