For the record, I have 38GB of RAM just sitting there doing fuckall at the moment. I don’t have any plans to put it to work this evening. I’m just gonna let it idle while I surf Lemmy, watch body cam videos, and drink beer. What a travesty for Sammy! Someone think of the poor cuck CEO!
How the f do you have 38GB???
Probably two 19GB sticks. My board has all four slots populated for a total of 74GB.
Anyone using that would probably very quickly get their email on a blocklist. Still, I appreciate the sentiment.
he is evil
When we set the upper limit of PC-DOS at 640K, we thought nobody would ever need that much memory. — William Gates, chairman of Microsoft
::Chrome has entered the chat::
Man I might be a wierdo here, but I don’t want to give him free data. His company has stolen enough as it is.
Who says it has to be real data?
Throw open a bunch of cloud VMs
Tell him how much of his own RAM is currently unused.
…but then he probably knows how much is sitting in warehousing.
I like your thinking.
Here’s the unused ram that I keep laying around in a box. Can someone tweet it at Sam for me?
Get a load of Mr. Moneybags over here. They have memory AND a video card just laying around.
Man, these days that’s a dangerous pic. Gonna have roving ram gangs knocking down your door
I already have my pitchfork. 🔱
How the F did this guy convince all the world’s richest people to invest in his chatbot?
There is no “unused” RAM in a Linux machine. RAM that is not allocated makes a wonderful disk cache, basically since the kernel knew block devices.
This will be the most satisfying bubble burst i’ve ever witnessed.
I don’t think so. The people responsible will have their golden parachutes, while the rest of us will have to deal with the full blown recession.
Ram man Sam should fall into a Dam.
We could also save a lot of energy if we stopped using our brains, and instead have AI think for us.
Did anyone ever think of that?Better yet, rent our unused brain space and let corporations use that wasted brain energy for their server farms … great income for the average person who seldom uses their brains. Then we could use that income to buy credits to have AI think for us … circle of life.
I was too busy not using my brain to think of that
CHECKMATE!
In fact, the AI data centers can better use that energy. If only there were some way we could capture the energy our body inefficiently generates and use it to help the data centers, almost like a battery.
We could even feed back some of the energy we give to the data centers to put our minds at ease, perhaps by simulating a matrix of stimulus approximating, you know, the height of human civilization…
I’ve just sent an email toward him to report that 2.32Gb of RAM was unused in my computer today.
I will report every.single.day.
FYI, the email is “ceo.admin@openai.com”
I have a computer with 352 GB just sitting there doing nothing. I finally have a use for it!
Email him that you’re using it for local inference too, even if you aren’t.
Fucking RAM Burglar.
Well, sniffer. He sniffs for free RAM now. 🤭
Feed him more data - brilliant.
I’m gonna edit the script to say I have 192 GB
And this, right here, is the last post by sorghum@sh.itjust.works before the Open AI repo men came for them.
Is that a star commonly used in communism? Your ram is my ram now
