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LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to Casual UK@feddit.ukEnglish · 4 days ago

Sorry, can you just read this meme thanks?

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Sorry, can you just read this meme thanks?

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LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to Casual UK@feddit.ukEnglish · 4 days ago
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  • tiramichu@sh.itjust.works
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    This is literally the exact sentence that happens when someone is in the way and you need to encourage them to move.

    [Scene: Wetherspoons Int. A MAN with a pint is blocking the condiments table]

    TIRAMICHU: Excuse me, sorry [makes eye contact] Do you mind if I just… [Gestures with hand at the condiments. The man shuffles aside and TIRAMICHU takes a bottle of HP sauce] …Thanks.

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      You guys just have health potions as a condiment?

      • cynar@lemmy.world
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        It’s more of a mana potion, but yes.

        Tea acts as a health potion to a lot of Brits however.

        It’s a bit confusing, but you get used to it with practice.

      • fartsparkles@lemmy.world
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        No, they also have the sauce of daddies.

    • naeap@sopuli.xyz
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      Yeah, that’s pretty much my mantra when running at an airport

      Edit: and I’m not British.

  • deHaga@feddit.uk
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    Am British, can confirm. Also is sex talk

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    This exact sentence isnt out of place in the US either

    • cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works
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      Add a few opes and you got the midwest covered.

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        “Ope, I’m just gonna, ope, sorry there, ope, thanks”

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    Canadian:

    Yeah, no, yeah.

    • 5765313496@lemmy.world
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      https://youtu.be/2M_0pM8BcK0&t=94

      • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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        I’ve been putting off watching that specific Tom Cardy song

        and still going to put off watching the whole thing. but thanks for linking Tom Cardy. great bloke. can’t wait to see what he routes he starts flashing

  • DrPop@lemmy.world
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    Your meme is starting to yellow, best to keep it out of direct sunlight and store in a cool dry place.

    • HM King Charles III DG FD@feddit.ukM
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      That’s how the verybritishproblems instagram page posts them

      • MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world
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        Their meme is starting to yellow, best to keep it out of direct sunlight and store in a cool dry place.

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        Tea stains

  • Fedegenerate@fedinsfw.app
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    Translation: Get the fuck outta the way.

  • blackn1ght@feddit.ukM
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    “Yeah of course! sorry mate… yeah no problem.”

    • tetris11@feddit.uk
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      https://robotwars.fandom.com/wiki/S.M.I.D.S.Y.

      • blackn1ght@feddit.ukM
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        It says there’s no text on the page!

        • tetris11@feddit.uk
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          oh, it looks like the last . is not being added in the address

          Try this!

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    Irish person squeezing by:

    • You’re grand, you’re grand, no bother at all.
    • tetris11@feddit.uk
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      If someone said that to me I’d think they were talking shit about my gran eating bovril

  • ToastedRavioli@midwest.social
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    Ope

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    britain to india in the 17th century

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    When I read this I heard Hugh Grant in my head.

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