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pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org to Funhole@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 days ago

LET'S ALL TAKE THE PANDA PLEDGE!

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LET'S ALL TAKE THE PANDA PLEDGE!

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pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org to Funhole@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 days ago
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  • cathfish@lemmy.world
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    Just one last and I’ll stop.

    • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      Thanks…

  • Mx. Eddie R@wandering.shop
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    @pmjv
    Any panda I may have already killed, deserved it.

  • Ozzelot :ai_free:@mstdn.social
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    @pmjv
    is this propapanda?

    • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      Technically yes, but it’s for a good cause!

  • qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.orgM
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    Thank you for creating content! But I’ve got a lot of other commitments right now that are going to have to take priority!

    • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      Please?

  • Logi@lemmy.world
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    Neither will I! Starting tomorrow.

    • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      …well… okay… THANKS!

  • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    What if the panda deserves it?

    • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      It cannot deserve it because it’s not sentient, and cannot thus be responsible for any wrongdoing.

      • ‮zcm🍰@lemmy.world
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        What if it’s Al panda? Als are sentient

        • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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          That’s true, but you can’t kill AI.

      • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        That sounds like something a panda would say.

      • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
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        If it’s not sentient, then why shouldn’t I kill it?

        • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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          because you took the pledge!

  • notptr@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Pandas are not real but bear cats on the other hand

    • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      Ok but if they’re not real then you should have no trouble taking the pledge!

      • notptr@lemmy.sdf.org
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        I only pledge to the bear cats

        • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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          You have a womb?

          • notptr@lemmy.sdf.org
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            Nope

            • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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              you can’t bear cats then

              • notptr@lemmy.sdf.org
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                But I can bear arms!

                • Ozzelot :ai_free:@mstdn.social
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                  @notptr
                  I can tune a fish!
                  @pmjv

                • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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                  hm.

  • pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    red pandas?

    • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      If you want.

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  • Riverview_Legal@lemmy.ca
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    This is why I got a digital panda! https://therealinfowars.com/panda/

    • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      Take the pledge with me then?

  • オチュー (stop colonialism 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇳🇨 )@pouet.chapril.org
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    @pmjv What if you offset killing pandas by burning bamboos ? It’s basically the same carbon wise (and I’m very wise).

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      But this pledge means to minimize all panda suffering. If you burn bamboo, they will be hungry? maybe you can explain it better, i am not very smart.

  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    hmmm don’t think I will

    • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      why :(

  • lemmygarden@lemmy.today
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    When was the last time panda was killed?

    • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      by me or in general?

      • lemmygarden@lemmy.today
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        Both

  • farmgineer@nord.pub
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    As long as you add a self defense exception, I can promise I won’t directly kill any pandas in the future.

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    Considering I’m not a panda… this implies I have already killed one. What?

    • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      yes, so let’s take the pledge and not do it again!

  • Happy Cat@lemmy.world
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    Thank you for creating conservation content!

    I will kill more, but I’ll feel bad for a second~

    • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      This is terrible. I don’t know why you would admit this publicly.

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