[a character holds a lever connected to rails, on which a train is approaching fast]
A train is approaching fast…
Many people are tied to the tracks…
As a bystander, I can do only one thing in this current moment: flip a lever, which would send the train to another track where it would also kill people, but less of them
[next to another separate railway track, someone is trying to get the first character’s attention]
Hey you, over there, look!
There is a third track here!
It is not connected to the other tracks, but there are zero people tied to it, so if you do not choose to send the train on this third track right now you are an evil genocide enabling liberal
https://thebad.website/comic/third_track
Oh shut the absolute fuck up. At least conservatives go all-in on their stupidity, fucking centrists are just a bunch of cowards who spend more time making trash like this than anything useful. You’re not clever, you’re just a little bitch.
People voted for Mamdani pretty easily, and it’s been going great. People voted “center” here in Canada and it’s gone…predictably fucking awful.
Does Canada have a two party system?
You’re right. Maybe instead of voting I’ll get a bunch of people and superglue my hands to the middle of the highway and make a bunch of people late to work. That’ll fight fascism and global warming at the same time.
Wow, is that seriously the best counter-argument you can come up with? Throwing a sulky adult temper-tantrum?
You can’t even do the bare-fucking-minimum and look at you cry and insult when you’re called out. Embarrassing.