• plateee@piefed.social
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    15 hours ago

    Do like the standing roller coasters! Then we can just use AI to fly the planes (no need for high cost/high stressed pilots). If the AI flies like shit, everyone is already secured with metal shoulder thingies to keep from flying (pun intended) all over the cabin.

    But how to deal with bathroom breaks? Mandatory catheters! The cost of “sanitizing” between flights surely isn’t that much, and if people refuse - they can be held liable for any accidents.

    /s

    • criticon@lemmy.ca
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      15 hours ago

      They’ll sometimes hand you a small off brand clorox wipe to clean of the catheter before you use it