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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago

Anon hates C++

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Anon hates C++

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago
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  • deathmetal27@lemmy.world
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    By that logic, if your English language essay gets an F it’s the English language’s fault?

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      Given we’re talking about the English language, yes /jk

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        Hey! Native speaker here. If we:

        • reformed the spelling

        • stopped the locals from coming out with any deranged shite that they liked the sound of and made them follow some rules instead

        …then it would be a perfectly usable language, thank you.

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          “Reform the spelling” how would you go about that?

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            “Refom de speling” hou wud ju go abaut dat?

            (Croatian way - write what you hear)

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              Starting to look like dutch

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                How about the Finnish version:

                “Reform te spelling” hau vuud juu gou abaut tät?

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              If you think American English is bad, you should see British English.

              And before any Brits get their pabties in a twist: no, all the unnecessary additions of “u” aren’t original. You all did that after the American Revolution. You collectively had such a temper tantrum over losing a colony that you butchered your own language. Congratulations.

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            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_orthography_reform_of_1996

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