Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Casual UK@feddit.ukEnglish · 14 hours agoAmazing blunder by Chester Zoolemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square24linkfedilinkarrow-up1220arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up1218arrow-down1imageAmazing blunder by Chester Zoolemmy.dbzer0.comTomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Casual UK@feddit.ukEnglish · 14 hours agomessage-square24linkfedilinkfile-text
Story here https://metro.co.uk/2026/09/12/chester-zoo-ruthlessly-mocked-advertising-tickets-child-predator-tour-29593364/
minus-squarejobbies@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·13 hours ago Could we use them as a food source? You need to apply for a job at the Daily Mail. That would go down very well with their readers.
minus-squareNoel_Skum@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·13 hours agoFunnily enough I’ve been anti-Daily Mail since… (checks notes)… about 95-ish years ago when they got into bed with Moseley. To be honest, feeding nonces too (imprisoned) wild animals would probably get the tabloid vote.
minus-squarefakeman_pretendname@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·13 hours agoIt would depend if they were “foreign”, “gay” or “lefty” nonces, or if they were “good, upstanding wealthy conservative pillars of the community who have been misunderstood and unfairly represented” nonces.
You need to apply for a job at the Daily Mail. That would go down very well with their readers.
Funnily enough I’ve been anti-Daily Mail since… (checks notes)… about 95-ish years ago when they got into bed with Moseley.
To be honest, feeding nonces too (imprisoned) wild animals would probably get the tabloid vote.
It would depend if they were “foreign”, “gay” or “lefty” nonces, or if they were “good, upstanding wealthy conservative pillars of the community who have been misunderstood and unfairly represented” nonces.
AKA prime minister material