His name’s Apollo. He’s my asshole.

Once in a while, when he’s not made of pure rageohol, he can be cute. Maybe.

His personality is jumping out of the photos.
Please mark NSFW when showing your asshole
The best bird ownership experience is to befriend someone with a pet bird.
Or have chickens
I can’t imagine having a pet that requires an actual, high-effort social life. way too much work
It’s easier when the social life involves purring and scritches
I like how two of the pictures he looks like he’s screaming at you. The last one he looks happy.
The last one he looks happy.
If only. That’s the “I’m agitated and I will bite your fucking finger if you come even the slightest bit closer” look.
Crest slicked back = “agitated”
Beak open = “I will bite”
He’s got that ‘I’m about to fuck your shit up if you get any closer’ look
Lol
Cockatiels will forever be my favorite animal. <3
Same.
Just don’t put a hundred thousand pictures of him on the internet so the NSA can spy on him
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