“The chase doesn’t stop until I’m inside you”
Most likely explanation: a Jack Russell Terrier learned how to post to craigslist.
I so much want to believe that this is someone who just wants to play the kind of tag that they have always dreamt of as a kid.
Challenge level: Impossible
Find a way to create a meetup for group for “adult tag” that doesn’t sound like it’s sexual in nature.
This is just a trail run with one extra step
I’m curious how much this pays
I want to be chased
:3
“Also, the chasing has to happen on my island.”
Any grown adults want to meet up to play tag in the woods?
you can go real fast
I’m out 🙌
No bikes. But a car, that’s okay 👍
Don’t say that on Lemmy!
I forgot about the fuckcars community. I am ashamed because I’m subscribed to it.
How some men want to date:
Is this the shitty internet version of “The Most Dangerous Game”?
FYI: the word “game” in the phrase “the most dangerous gane” refers to the people being hunted, not the activity itself!
Just as deer are “game animals”, the humans are game in this particular hunt. But a human is far more dangerous than most animals we hunt, thus the phrase.
Did you just mansplain to the Internet?
“BTW, I’ll have a chainsaw”.
Someone should tell this person about tag…
Did you guys know theres even competitive tag?
This is a sex thing btw
For sure it is, sharkfucker420
My shark significant other said it was and I believe them
It always is.
