• GreenBeard@lemmy.ca
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    {Jesus knocks}

    Jesus: Let me in, I’m here to save you.

    Innocent bystander: Save me from what Jesus?

    Jesus: {voice lowers ominously} From what I’m going to do to you if you don’t let me in…

    • 404found@lemmy.zip
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      "God loves you so much that he will burn you up for not loving him back

      Because He created you as a sinner because he loves you and He hates sin so he decided what was a sin and then put it inside you, and then you gotta get it out, right?

      So he sent His Son and then killed Him so he could get rid of the sin that He put in you Cause He hates it"

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        Makes total sense! /s

        Except I am of the church of the utterly indifferent god. We would go to church, but what’s the point?