It’s usually in the mornings when he thinks no one’s at home, and its always some mariah carey type stuff

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    16 days ago

    Put on comically large sunglasses, take a stimulant of your choice, and knock on their door demanding to be invited to the party.

    If they don’t let you in, dance on their doorstep with sporadic shouts such as “THIS IS MY SONG!” and “THEY DON’T MAKE THEM LIKE THIS ANY MORE!” until you inevitably get arrested for public nuisance and the music is turned off.

    They’ll never play music that loud again.

    If they do let you in, throw caution to the wind and have the best damn boogie you’ve ever had. Repeat until they don’t let you in.