• okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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    30 days ago

    I think leaping in front of Dutch train is a quick and socially acceptable way to go directly to Catholic hell.

    It is great you mention straight to hell because what a massive pain to everyone left to clean up the mess. Definitely not pain-free

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      30 days ago

      True, but let’s remember that pretty much any suicide is going to cause a lot of pain to the people still alive, whether it’s losing a friend or getting delayed going to work or scrubbing viscera off the platform. I think the implication from OP was that they were referring to painless for the person who dies.

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        30 days ago

        These were meant for eg a situation of nuclear fallout, where it’s clear that everyone is going to die slowly and painfully. To avoid that suffering.

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          30 days ago

          Thank you for the clarification. Let’s hang out next nuclear winter.

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        25 days ago

        Although dying naturally also does that, and we’re all expected to make peace with our mortality, so it’s a bit of a funny complaint.