It’s the most basic lesson from Rollercoaster Tycoon. More trash cans = less litter = happier people.
Out of the way, Boomers. It’s the Millennials’ time to shine. We’ve been preparing for this our whole lives, and it’s past time for us to take the reins.
Sorry Gen X, we’re doing what you should’ve done decades ago…
Great, so now there’s going to be younger people in charge of the machine that burns the world and makes life miserable for almost everyone. I’m sure they’ll give it a dazzling new coat of paint!
Sorry Gen X, we’re doing what you should’ve done decades ago…
We literally did not have the chance. The greedy Boomers held onto the power & money until well past their own expiration date (see the average age of the past couple presidents, for example).
This is the case in politics and in business as well. Boomers refuse to retire, forcing Gen X to take lower paying jobs with little chance of promotion.
Look it up. “Baby Boomers held onto leadership roles longer than past generations, which delayed Gen X from taking power.”
I think eventually we sort of just gave up. Boomers were handed the country on a silver platter from their parents, and then they ran it into the ground (by doing shit like electing Reagan), and simply refused to pass it on when their time was supposed to be up.
Hence GenX’s slogan; “oh well, whatever, never mind.”
You guys got the shaft, it’s okay. We Millennials only got half-shafted because we’ll still have time to scramble to do something after the last boomers die, while you Gen Xers are all old and decrepit. Maybe Gen Z will have a chance, if humanity doesn’t cause its own extinction first.
Lay your weary head to rest, we’ve got it from here. No more pain, only dreams. Shhhhhhh…
It’s the most basic lesson from Rollercoaster Tycoon. More trash cans = less litter = happier people.
Out of the way, Boomers. It’s the Millennials’ time to shine. We’ve been preparing for this our whole lives, and it’s past time for us to take the reins.
Sorry Gen X, we’re doing what you should’ve done decades ago…
Great, so now there’s going to be younger people in charge of the machine that burns the world and makes life miserable for almost everyone. I’m sure they’ll give it a dazzling new coat of paint!
We literally did not have the chance. The greedy Boomers held onto the power & money until well past their own expiration date (see the average age of the past couple presidents, for example).
This is the case in politics and in business as well. Boomers refuse to retire, forcing Gen X to take lower paying jobs with little chance of promotion.
Look it up. “Baby Boomers held onto leadership roles longer than past generations, which delayed Gen X from taking power.”
I think eventually we sort of just gave up. Boomers were handed the country on a silver platter from their parents, and then they ran it into the ground (by doing shit like electing Reagan), and simply refused to pass it on when their time was supposed to be up.
Hence GenX’s slogan; “oh well, whatever, never mind.”
I know, I know. I was being tongue-in-cheek.
You guys got the shaft, it’s okay. We Millennials only got half-shafted because we’ll still have time to scramble to do something after the last boomers die, while you Gen Xers are all old and decrepit. Maybe Gen Z will have a chance, if humanity doesn’t cause its own extinction first.
Lay your weary head to rest, we’ve got it from here. No more pain, only dreams. Shhhhhhh…