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minus-squareReygle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·2 days agoWhat’s the joke again? Man stops at a newsagent every day to read the headlines but never buys a paper. When asked, he says “I’m looking for an obituary.” When the newsagent tells him obituaries aren’t on the front pages he says “The one I’m looking for will be.”
What’s the joke again?
Man stops at a newsagent every day to read the headlines but never buys a paper.
When asked, he says “I’m looking for an obituary.”
When the newsagent tells him obituaries aren’t on the front pages he says
“The one I’m looking for will be.”