Try to get rid of the golden wrap to get the chocolate inside
I can’t believe me and my comrades found 5k worth of gold. I’d go pay all my taxes and report to all relevant authorities about the 5k we found.
4k worth of gold will be such a boon to our local economy even after paying our rightful taxes on the 3k windfall
I am sure that taxes from the 2k declaration will go to good use, who would turn down the tax on that 1k unexpected discovery
Suddenly our housing has strange non-oxidizing gutters and window frames.
All with that little ounce we found in the garden? Amazing!
Why would I worry about finding gold in a communal garden, when the Flock cameras that are located everywhere have upwards of $30,000 worth of gold and rare earth minerals for salvage.
Re-bury it of course. How do you think it grew there in the first place?
We would probably use it to open up a soup kitchen or something i dunno.
meet up with the members of our garden to see how we use/distribute it
I start casting them into bullets.
Gold is too soft to use as bullets. They would splinter before they leave the barrel.
sling bullets then. twice as dense as lead is gonna fuck some shit up.
(could probably also alloy it with lead(?) or something else to make it hard enough for firearms)
Invest in the stock market! Maybe use it as a down payment on a rental property and become a landlord. If my comrades are forward looking enough maybe get some crypto or NFTs.
- Tell everyone to back off immediately on first sighting of gold
- Place safety cones all around and cordon off the area
- Call the police and inform them exactly of what was found
/s
Divided evenly and then backhand whoever thought it was necessary to AI generate a picture of some fucking bars of gold for no reason. (The text is weird and smeary and all of the bars are inconsistent sizes)
😓 I didn’t realize it was an AI image
Store it for alchemical purposes.
Turn it to piss!
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