Put it in yo butt
Really tho, you should. Your prog levels will be way higher that way.
Even my endo recommended it when prescribing me prog for the first time. It really caught me off guard 😂
It’s a Mounds Bar.
You joke, when I went in for my orchiectomy my surgeon asked “good morning Laura, how we feeling this morning?” And I said I couldn’t wait to go from almond joy to mounds

But leave the Mounds Bar
you eat it like a candy bar and it kicks off a magical girl transformation sequence
Wish it worked that way.
In reality, it just makes you (or at least me) super drunk 😂
Is eating all of that at once… dangerous?
Not dangerous. You would just get pretty drunk. That’s what taking prog orally does.
I’ve tried swallowing multiple 200mg capsules many times, I just get very calm and slightly drunk. It really isn’t dangerous.
I recommend the other way and not swallowing them tho. When I used to take 400mg prog that way every night, a blood test showed I had pregnant levels of prog in my blood.
I also felt really good 😂. RecommendI know it’s a joke but you probably shouldn’t recommend people take arbitrary doses of their medication.
You’re right…
so…put the girlnola bar up the butt got it
Yessss
Thank you for your valuable research <3
woah…
Woah indeed :3
Just saying…I’d eat that thing whole if I had more prog.






