Ngl, ain’t nothing more macho and hetero than refusing to chase women for your boob supply. Chasing boobs is so gay. Growing your own is how real men do it.

!in case it wasn’t obvious, this is meant to satirize brospeak and the cishet centric concept of masculinity. It is entirely possible I failed in the attempt to make it work as such. If so, my apologies, but I’ll leave it in place so that any critique or criticism can be a future lesson!<