I’ve been revisiting anno 2205, infamously the ugly duckling of the Anno series of RTS games. I don’t mind so much the fact that it’s different, lacks customisation and random map generation - I’m bothered because the game is so slow to progress through on challenge settings, and it feels like a game designed just to artificially waste your time; in other anno games, you can always pull tricks to dig yourself out of economic crisis - selling off assets and surplus goods, completing quests for other parties, or taking loans. 2205 is very very confined in terms of what you can do to financially recover in the early game and forces you into a lot of military events.


also context for any Gen Zs who may have stumbled on this thread: the original audio skit pre-dates the video, and was presented as a response to the 80s/90s “Satanic Panic” where the Christian Right were actively campaigning against D&D as dragging your kids into evil Satanist rituals. Full version with intro