Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 年前Probably a stupid question, but will we ever have something like a microwave to make things cold? Is there a reason this can't exist?lemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square243fedilinkarrow-up1510arrow-down132
arrow-up1478arrow-down1imageProbably a stupid question, but will we ever have something like a microwave to make things cold? Is there a reason this can't exist?lemmy.dbzer0.comMelatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 年前message-square243fedilink
minus-squarecorship@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up301arrow-down1·edit-21 年前All you need to do, is figure out a way to use electro magnetic radiation to slow down particles. It’s just a small technical challenge.
minus-squaredrolex@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up162arrow-down3·1 年前From these 2 sentences, I have written a 52 pages PowerPoint presentation to get funds from Wall Street. I expect to find ~$2 bn. See you in jail!
minus-square𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up77arrow-down3·1 年前Hah! My ChatGPT bot did 60 slides in 90 seconds, and submitted it hours before yours. See YOU in court!
minus-squareSteeve@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21arrow-down2·edit-21 年前Hah! Jokes on both of you, I submitted a super generic patent for “cold microwave” YEARS ago to leech off of anyone who manages to actually invent this technology in my lifetime. See you BOTH in court (and probably also jail)!
minus-squaregnutrino@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up66arrow-down1·1 年前Technically that’s already a thing. It is pretty expensive compared to a normal refrigerator though…
minus-squareHexagon@feddit.itlinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down1·1 年前Easy, just invert the polarity of the microwaves
minus-squarecantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·1 年前https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_cooling
minus-squareDiplomjodler@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down2·1 年前And if you manage that, you’ll make Bill Gates and Elon Musk look like paupers.
minus-squareLazaroFilm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down2·1 年前Then you buy X and rebrand it Twatter.
All you need to do, is figure out a way to use electro magnetic radiation to slow down particles.
It’s just a small technical challenge.
From these 2 sentences, I have written a 52 pages PowerPoint presentation to get funds from Wall Street.
I expect to find ~$2 bn.
See you in jail!
Hah! My ChatGPT bot did 60 slides in 90 seconds, and submitted it hours before yours. See YOU in court!
Hah! Jokes on both of you, I submitted a super generic patent for “cold microwave” YEARS ago to leech off of anyone who manages to actually invent this technology in my lifetime. See you BOTH in court (and probably also jail)!
Calm down there Elizabeth Holmes
Technically that’s already a thing. It is pretty expensive compared to a normal refrigerator though…
Easy, just invert the polarity of the microwaves
i turn the microwave upside down
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_cooling
And if you manage that, you’ll make Bill Gates and Elon Musk look like paupers.
Then you buy X and rebrand it Twatter.
I prefer Xitter.
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