I must have misunderstood something because I read your original comment as kinda like fishing for someone to ask. But now I’m concerned that what I may have misunderstood to be horny-posting was shorthand for a genuine trauma to which I simply couldn’t relate in the moment. And if that’s the case, then my attempt to run a literary cold shower probably comes off as me trying to invalidate your trauma. If that’s the case, I am so so so so sorry, cuz that wasn’t my intention at all.
In response to whether or not my comment was a joke: it’s a joke that I care how big anyone’s anything is (except for appetite when I’m cooking); it’s not a joke that I spend an unusual amount of my free time making spreadsheets and dashboards.
I must have misunderstood something because I read your original comment as kinda like fishing for someone to ask. But now I’m concerned that what I may have misunderstood to be horny-posting was shorthand for a genuine trauma to which I simply couldn’t relate in the moment. And if that’s the case, then my attempt to run a literary cold shower probably comes off as me trying to invalidate your trauma. If that’s the case, I am so so so so sorry, cuz that wasn’t my intention at all.
In response to whether or not my comment was a joke: it’s a joke that I care how big anyone’s anything is (except for appetite when I’m cooking); it’s not a joke that I spend an unusual amount of my free time making spreadsheets and dashboards.