Found this on Lobsters, thought it was an entertaining read. For more context, you might want to read the previous instalment, CVE-2024-YIKES (also linked early on in the post itself).
Depressingly plausible scenario. Software needs to become a licensed engineering field with professional liability or something soon!
That future cannot come soon enough.
I was about to share it, then I saw it’s satire.
Urgh
The future is so much stupider than we anticipated.
This was very entertaining until I realized it’s untagged satire. Now I’m pissed
Edit: Nvm, it is tagged satire I just didn’t read the low contrast text
I wasn’t sure until I read that “ThreatNuzzle” got hung up on furry porn.
The most depressing thing about this for me wasn’t all the AI satire… although it was quite amusing. It’s the fact that in 2026 the endpoint is still IPv4 😭
