At which point do we rename it to El Hombre
My outdated gender stereotypes suggest la mujer goes first
And after El hombre you can elevate to la Doña Elena
Beware her most powerful weapon: La Chancla
That would be better for La Niña wouldn’t it?
Anyone else notice that recently once in a century events happen every season?
We’ll simply borrow future centuries as needed for each one. Duh.
Yeah but there are hundreds, if not thousands of things that happen once in a century.
It’s when you start running into the same thing over and over again.
Alright, who used plastic straws this time?
“Urgent climate warning”
Warnings are useless if you don’t heed them, take some fucking action ffs
I did. I stopped using plastic straws and I don’t use hairspray and I don’t commute to work and I recycle… You know, I just can’t shake the guilt of my actions. I just need to do more. If I had a private jet, I would stop flying on it.
Buy one and don’t fly it.
Maybe we should bomb an oil refinery
Bomb the billionaires. Far less collateral effects, far more effective for sustained change.
That causes a lot of local harm. You get a wide variety of oil byproducts dumped on all the people within a few miles of the refinery and if it used HF as a catalyst, you may immediately kill a huge number of people. Graceful shutdown is far preferable
To be fair all of that is still true while the refinery is running. There’s a reason that Refinery Row and the Cancer Belt overlap almost perfectly in texas.
