Trashy. He really is the embodiment of Florida.

I seriously question what universe I’m in. This is insane. I no longer feel like I’m part of civilisation because of how asinine everything is and the fact a large percentage of people are ok with it.

Fucking thing is made to be temporary and rented. So what’s the plan rent it until it falls apart then have tax payers pay for its replacement? What fucking asshole.

Should also put some broken plastic lawn chairs outside. A few dirty kids toys. Board up the windows for good measure.