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ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 5 天前

shit on their dime comrades

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shit on their dime comrades

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ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 5 天前
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    Bring your own toilet paper. You’ll still make a profit

    • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      Im cool but i’m not so cool i can ignore hushed whispers of “that’s the guy… yea, brings his own tp, yea, weird shit”

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        I’ve brought my own TP for when I have to go into the office for… forever. If I can’t be home with my bidet, I’m already in nightmare shit land. Might as well have some small comfort in my soft paper with the wavy tear lines…

        • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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          well, nobody says shit about you, you’re cool

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            Likewise, you’d be fine to indulge in the niceties of the shittiverse!

      • ZWQbpkzl [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        Bring a whole fresh pack of the good stuff to work and stock all the toilets. Do it once but never again.

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        Fair nuff. Sounds like a personal battle!

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          every battle is a personal battle in a way, even a real battle, like, personally i wouldn’t be there

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            Lmao! I hope you have a good day

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      As I said in my other comment, my office actually stocks us with good enough tp I steal some almost every day for home. Haven’t paid for shit tape in almost a year now.

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        I’m personally not a fan of TP, it’s anti human as it creates a pay to poop system. After the revolution everyone will have a bidet. We will not subject ourselves to poopy butts, anymore!

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