Not like, a poisonous ant or anything, I mean how many times has a singular ant domino effected itself into killing a human. Like knocking a napkin off the table that someone then slips on.

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    3 days ago

    This was my second thought. Some very complicated “sliding doors movie” Rube Goldberg situation…

    But your story is like super specific. Are you really a murderous ant?

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      3 days ago

      You can’t prove that I had anything to do with the tragic demise of Mr. Jonson. If you ask me, his poor life choices resulted in him passing away. To be honest, he had it coming…