“BLAH BLAH BLAH! I WOULD PERSONALLY COME AROUND AND DELIVER HAMBERDERS TO ALL OF YOU GOOD PEOPLE. PEOPLE CONE UP TO ME YOU KNOW, SPECIAL PEOPLE, LIKE VLADAMIR POOTIN, AND HE’LL SAY MR PRESIDENT, HE’LL SAY THAT WITH A TEAR IN HIS EYE. MR PRESIDENT. BECAUSE HE’S RESPECTFUL LIKE THAT. MR PRESIDENT YOU HAVE THE BEST HAMBERDERS AND I LOVE WHEN YOU FEED ME HAMBERDER WITH YOUR HUGE MANLY HANDS, HE SAYS. AND YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY?!?! I SAID YES MR PUTIN, AND I’LL WIPE MY HAMBERDER JUICE ALL OVER YOU AND GRAB YOUR PUSSY LIKE E JEAN CARROL EVEN THOUGH SHE’S REALLY NOT MY TYPE AND …”