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minus-squarehperrin@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up300·22 days agoThis is absolutely ridiculous. It should be migrated to Java, so it can run everywhere.
minus-squaretristan@tarte.nuage-libre.frlinkfedilinkFrançaisarrow-up100·22 days ago3 billion Devices Run Java
minus-squarelauha@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up37·22 days ago3 billion devices have been running java for past 20 years.
minus-squareGreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·22 days agoProof of stability!
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·22 days agoMost of them have not loaded the kvm just yet, any minute now …
minus-squareElvith Ma'for@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up13·22 days agoDon’t you think, that’s enough already?
minus-squareSimulation6@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·22 days agoAt least one to many in my opinion.
minus-squareRustyNova@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·22 days agoAnd no more than that. There’s a queue now…
minus-squareSCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·22 days agoYou mean JavaScript so that it does the same thing each time
minus-squarehperrin@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·22 days agoNot exactly the same thing, but… https://github.com/ffmpegwasm/ffmpeg.wasm
minus-squareMrKoyun@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·20 days agoScratch should be the choice, obviously. It will be so much easier to maintain! Think of all of the new contributors!
minus-squarea_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·22 days agoPython, for badassness.
minus-squarea_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·22 days agoThe entire system is going to be regex.
minus-squareOpenStars@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·20 days agoBetter yet: bash. If you can read the code, then someone didn’t do their job properly!
minus-squareKairos@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up3·22 days agoSurely at least one other person knows about qemu-user
minus-squareViatorOmnium@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·22 days agoLies, damn lies, and write once run anywhere™️.
This is absolutely ridiculous. It should be migrated to Java, so it can run everywhere.
3 billion
Devices Run Java
3 billion devices have been running java for past 20 years.
Proof of stability!
Most of them have not loaded the kvm just yet, any minute now …
Don’t you think, that’s enough already?
At least one to many in my opinion.
And no more than that. There’s a queue now…
J2EE ffmpeg for flip phones
You mean JavaScript so that it does the same thing each time
Not exactly the same thing, but…
https://github.com/ffmpegwasm/ffmpeg.wasm
Scratch should be the choice, obviously. It will be so much easier to maintain! Think of all of the new contributors!
Python, for badassness.
I think you meant perl.
The entire system is going to be regex.
That’s the genius of it
Better yet: bash. If you can read the code, then someone didn’t do their job properly!
Surely at least one other person knows about qemu-user
Lies, damn lies, and write once run anywhere™️.