I’ve definitely turned into the paranoid nutcase within my friend group in recent years, I hate that everything is “smart” nowadays requiring an app/internet connection & account, just to do basic things that didn’t require any of that before.
What’s some things currently making you ramble like an old man?
Also, when they break, they can start flashing at maximum speed and brightness.
The owners should be held liable for any crashes that result from their deliberate choice to install machines for the explicit purpose of distracting drivers.