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Stamets@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

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Stamets@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago
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  • sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works
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    The baller move would be to take the seat directly behind him.

    • Rooskie91@discuss.online
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      Or directly in front of him while wearing a very stylish hat.

      • Pencilnoob@lemmy.world
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        3 months ago

        makes me think of

  • thatradomguy@lemmy.world
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    As an introvert, I do not approve.

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      Yeah this crap infuriates me. It almost happened to me once, the theater wasnt this empty, but there were like 5-10 total. I happened to look right before I left for the movie and just moved to the row behind…but why are people like this?

      • thatradomguy@lemmy.world
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        Idk man. Built different I guess lol

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    1 hour and 10 minutes into the movie, they both turn to face each other and scream:

    “CHICKEN JOCKEY!”

  • QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works
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    When COVID shutdown ket up and theaters opened I saw The Last Vermeer. It was me and one other guy. When the movie ended we sat somewhat far apart and talked about the film for 15 minutes. It was nice to not be the only one there and to talk with someone who saw the film

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    I know this is all about awkwardness but what if you get the Lemmy Be Wholesome ending where they made a new friend who also likes the niche film you do?

    Not that I recommend it. Lol

    • Match!!@pawb.social
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      Lemmy Be Holesome ending where they trade handjobs in the empty theatre

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    > go to the cinema
    > empty.jpg
    > Jay Kay comes in and sits directly in front of me

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    That’s dog twitter!

  • Etterra@discuss.online
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    If somebody does this it’s grounds for a self defense plea.

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    Ex and I saw Blade Runner 2049 like this, even in much the same seats. Fuck me but that was an experience.

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    Sounds like someone is getting lucky.

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