return2ozma@lemmy.world to Uplifting News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoElon Sounds Extremely Depressed After Tesla Profits Plunge 71%gizmodo.comexternal-linkmessage-square146linkfedilinkarrow-up1794arrow-down119cross-posted to: news@lemmy.world
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minus-squaresnooggums@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up84·1 month agoDarn, too bad he isn’t depressed enoigh to drive one of his Teslas into a swimming pool.
minus-squareKühlschrank@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 month agoMy money is on autoerotic asphyxiation
minus-squareGeetnerd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoIt seems drowning in a hot tub is a concern for ketamine addicts.
minus-squareMallspice@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoFor some reason I read that as autocratic asphyxiation.
minus-squarebean@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoMy money is on Merman. Come on Merman. 🧜♂️
minus-squareExtantHuman@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoHell the Tesla could do it for him if the stories about it’s autopilot are true.
Darn, too bad he isn’t depressed enoigh to drive one of his Teslas into a swimming pool.
My money is on autoerotic asphyxiation
It seems drowning in a hot tub is a concern for ketamine addicts.
For some reason I read that as autocratic asphyxiation.
My money is on Merman. Come on Merman. 🧜♂️
Give it time
That’s not soon enough!
Hell the Tesla could do it for him if the stories about it’s autopilot are true.