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      18 hours ago

      We will hear an immediate news bulletin that all post office vehicles will be model Ys or something like that.

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      If you default on your mortgage, you’ve got a problem. If you default on Twitter, the bank has a problem

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        Aljazeera | How Elon Musk funded his $44bn Twitter takeover

        A curious read, seems he spent $27bn in cash on the transaction - so he ‘only’ has loans on ~$17bn, across a swathe of investment groups, wealth funds and banks. Basically, I don’t think a margin call is imminent.

        Which is a bit of a shame, as it would be somewhat hilarious to see it fall into the hands of a bank like Chase - being such a toxic asset at this point, to know whether they’d try to salvage/pivot it (ideal, but unlikely) - or just sell it on and write off the loss.