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minus-squareMithranArkanere@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up47·2 天前I never wear jackets, but still get those bumps in my jeans somehow.
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-22 天前It is always jeans season on Lemmy
minus-squareJerkface (any/all)@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-22 天前I think the joke is that he has an erection.
minus-squareMithranArkanere@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 小时前Nah, there’s no room for that, it would always bend and slip downward to the middle of the thigh or upward to the belly button. Jeanis is correct.
minus-squareProfessorProteus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 天前I know your comment didn’t necessarily appear out of nowhere, but it reminds me of that subreddit “skamtebord” I miss that one sometimes…
minus-squaremisterdoctor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 天前There’s a lot of good subreddits I miss. Not enough to go back, but I get it for sure.
minus-squarenandeEbisu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 天前Erections are no joke. You could poke an eye out with one of those.
minus-squarenandeEbisu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·2 天前It’s because the cloth shrinks in the wash more than the zipper so in order to fit the longer zipper in the smaller cloth it needs to bulge out.
minus-squareMithranArkanere@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 小时前You are not supposed to wash jeans in a way that would make them shrink. You are not supposed to wash them in a washing machine at all in the first place. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYoyojCcgsc
minus-squareTeamAssimilation@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-219 小时前Worst answer to “Is that a roll of coins in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?”
minus-squarenandeEbisu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 天前I have a roll of coins in my pocket, but I’m happy to see you so I can give you these coins. I also have a massive erection.
I never wear jackets, but still get those bumps in my jeans somehow.
That’s called a jeanis.
We’ve already been through this
Is it jeans season again?
It is always jeans season on Lemmy
I think the joke is that he has an erection.
Nah, there’s no room for that, it would always bend and slip downward to the middle of the thigh or upward to the belly button.
Jeanis is correct.
Jeanis
I know your comment didn’t necessarily appear out of nowhere, but it reminds me of that subreddit “skamtebord”
I miss that one sometimes…
There’s a lot of good subreddits I miss. Not enough to go back, but I get it for sure.
Erections are no joke. You could poke an eye out with one of those.
It’s because the cloth shrinks in the wash more than the zipper so in order to fit the longer zipper in the smaller cloth it needs to bulge out.
You are not supposed to wash jeans in a way that would make them shrink.
You are not supposed to wash them in a washing machine at all in the first place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYoyojCcgsc
Worst answer to “Is that a roll of coins in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?”
I have a roll of coins in my pocket, but I’m happy to see you so I can give you these coins. I also have a massive erection.