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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months ago

JD Vance Sworn In On Stack Of Printed 4chan Greentexts

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JD Vance Sworn In On Stack Of Printed 4chan Greentexts

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months ago
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WASHINGTON—Placing his right hand on the collection of posts taken from the controversial message board, JD Vance was reportedly sworn in as vice president Monday on a stack of printed-out 4chan greentexts. “I, James David Vance, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign […]
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    … the two ton stack of paper was forklifted into place to complete the ceremony

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    This dude puts the vice in vice president.

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    Fake news, it was Pepes.

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    And they’re all the green text about the guy who fucking loves pickles.

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