The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 21 天前Asking for help onlinelemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1690arrow-down111
arrow-up1679arrow-down1external-linkAsking for help onlinelemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 21 天前message-square45fedilink
minus-squareTriflingToad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·21 天前But wait! There’s more! If you swallow just 12 nails right now, we’ll throw in an organ rupture for ABSOLUTELY FREE! ✨
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·21 天前Swallowed a nail as a kid, got nothing but a trip to the ER and the embarrassment of an entire staff of people waiting for me to poop. I didn’t know I needed a full dozen to win the prize!
minus-squareHupf@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-221 天前Just get an MRI then to be on the safe side.
But wait! There’s more! If you swallow just 12 nails right now, we’ll throw in an organ rupture for ABSOLUTELY FREE! ✨
Swallowed a nail as a kid, got nothing but a trip to the ER and the embarrassment of an entire staff of people waiting for me to poop. I didn’t know I needed a full dozen to win the prize!
Just get an MRI then to be on the safe side.