@jessamyn@glammr.us Children should be allowed to make many more decisions like this. Instead companies and institutions apparently prefer to pay mediocre marketing units who can only dream of this level of creativity.🤷🏻‍♂️

@jessamyn@glammr.us The Big Leplowski :blobcatjustright:

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“Clearopathra” 🥳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jessamyn@glammr.us No more Mr. Ice Guy 😂😂

@jessamyn@glammr.us And yet amongst the pop culture references and puns, somehow just ‘Gerald’.

Although I really want to know more about the kids that submitted references to Austin Powers, The Big Lebowski, and Snoop Dogg.

Also boo to the two schools who named their plow after their school sports team.

@jessamyn@glammr.us Clearopathra 😂

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Stunning!

@jessamyn@glammr.us I love this! Truly, the naming of plows is a bright spot for those of us in winters climates

@jessamyn@glammr.us pad kraplow

@jessamyn@glammr.us No Mr. Plow?

It is the children who are wrong.

@jessamyn@glammr.us Concur that “Clearopathra” is the best, but they’re all pretty good.

When did we all start naming plows anyway? Feels pretty recent.

@jessamyn@glammr.us these are all wonderful, but/and: omg clearopatha 🏆 🏆 🏆

@jessamyn@glammr.us This is so wholesome. 🥰

@jessamyn@glammr.us “Clearopathra”?! This whole list is so charming