Please cope with my bullshit. I cannot for the life of me upload photos.

  • xantoxis@lemmy.worldEnglish
    961·
    2 个月前

    This is a pretty funny bit, but 99% of people just see this bumper sticker and think “Another MAGA fuckhead”. There’s committing to the bit, and then there’s whatever this is.

    • djsoren19@yiffit.net
      621·
      2 个月前

      If you live in like a 90% red area, this is pretty solid camoflage. Then the MAGA fuckheads are less likely to mess with you, but you’re not actually offering support.

        • djsoren19@yiffit.net
          72·
          2 个月前

          If you live in a 90% red area, a singular bumper sticker in the massive wave of similar, dumber stickers is a drop in the bucket.

          • BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca
            8·
            2 个月前

            That’s just it though; every drop counts. It’s no more “just a drop” than our actual votes are.

            It’s also like how people refuse to leave Twitter. “Everyone else is there! How could my leaving make any difference?”

            • Mac@mander.xyz
              7·
              2 个月前

              And on top of that, someone who meets you could get the wrong idea.
              If i met someone who had this i would immediately write them off and never bring it up.

        • jaybone@lemmy.world
          81·
          2 个月前

          Also couldn’t you just not have any bumper sticker? Isn’t that sufficient “camouflage”? Or if you are not actively defacing your own property you are a libtard?

        • explodicle@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
          11·
          2 个月前

          I’m surprised nobody has offered the old “sacrifice your entire life to help make it purple” gem of wisdom.

  • mattd@lemmy.world
    53·
    2 个月前

    Wow it just keeps going

    May his days be few; may another take his place of leadership.

    May his children be fatherless and his wife a widow.

    May his children be wandering beggars; may they be driven from their ruined homes.

    May a creditor seize all he has; may strangers plunder the fruits of his labor.

    May no one extend kindness to him or take pity on his fatherless children.

    May his descendants be cut off, their names blotted out from the next generation.

    May the iniquity of his fathers be remembered before the Lord; may the sin of his mother never be blotted out.

    May their sins always remain before the Lord, that he may blot out their name from the earth.

    • nexguy@lemmy.world
      34·
      2 个月前

      Isn’t the passage talking about Biden and to let another, Trump, take his place? Isn’t that what the bumper sticker is saying?

      In any case, to put anything about the Bible and Trump in the same sentence is probably sacrilegious.

  • ArxCyberwolf@lemmy.ca
    50·
    2 个月前

    Most MAGAts have never actually read the Bible and will absolutely take this as support lmao. If only they knew.

    • rockSlayer@lemmy.world
      17·
      2 个月前

      Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this bible passage. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one bible verse. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

    • nexguy@lemmy.world
      3·
      2 个月前

      IMHO Vance is not worse. He would cave to party pressure and doesn’t have the idiot guts to do and say whatever he wants to make the party bend to his will. No one gives a fuck about Vance.