• Etterra@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    1 month ago

    While kicking The can down the road, you come across a sign.

    BRIDGE OUT AHEAD

    What do you do?

    1. Continue kicking the can, I’m sure it’ll be fine.
    2. I don’t believe in bridges.
    3. Even if God let the bridge collapse, which he wouldn’t, I’ll go to heaven if I fall and die, so who cares?
    4. Pick up the can and go find a dumpster.
    5. There’s squirrels in my pants! Jump to safety!