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minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·3 months agoChrist, if you could see the abysmal efficiency of business tier SQL code being churned out in the Lowest Bidder mines overseas… Using a few terrabytes of memory and a stack of processors as high as my knee so they can recreate Excel in a badly rendered .aspx page built in 2003.
minus-squarefibojoly@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 months agoWe have a table with literally three columns. One is an id, another a filename and a third a path. Guess which one was picked as the primary key? Never seen something so stupid in 28 years of computing. Including my studies.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·3 months agoWell, you don’t want to waste space by adding the same file path twice
Christ, if you could see the abysmal efficiency of business tier SQL code being churned out in the Lowest Bidder mines overseas…
Using a few terrabytes of memory and a stack of processors as high as my knee so they can recreate Excel in a badly rendered .aspx page built in 2003.
We have a table with literally three columns. One is an id, another a filename and a third a path. Guess which one was picked as the primary key?
Never seen something so stupid in 28 years of computing. Including my studies.
Well, you don’t want to waste space by adding the same file path twice