The ducks in the park are indeed free: no rent, no job, all the underwater bugs they can eat, predators lurking at every turn, and a genital arms race
Thank you for reminding me of the duck rape arms race. I had blocked out the reason behind the corkscrew penis.
Ballistic corkscrew penis.
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Make sure it’s a duck you’re taking home and not a goose. The goose will fuck you up.
Hey, if you can’t tell a duck from a goose, peace was never an option.
Maybe Tim will get the rest of the country to say “Duck, Duck, Grey Duck”
The goose is only a nuisance if you don’t want to harm it (I’m in the not harming geese camp). If you’re planning on eating it, the aggressiveness just makes it easier to grab the neck and shake until paralysis.
A firm, but not violent, kick to their chest usually is enough to get them to back down. Also works with roosters
urban foraging
What the actual duck?!
If the ducks are larger than the others, you can actually just go and take them. Those are escaped domesticated ducks.
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