Brian Bilston is a treasure.
I think this dude is the guy I remember from Mastodon - I didn’t spend much time there. Pens some real bangers if so.
Modern Goth
Roses are as red as my blood,
Violets are as black as my soul,
Please just let me die,
I’m 15 years old.
Retro Punk
Roses are bollocks,
Violets are bollocks,
Poetry’s bollocks,
Oy oy oy oy
Roses are red
Violets are blue
They say it don’t be that way
But sometimes it do
I thought #4 was a QR code at first glance, which is more abstract
Okay, this one made me lol 3x.
Roses are red
violets are purple
sugar is sweet
and so’s maple surple-Walt Kelly
Giant ENEMY crab? Attack its weak point for massive damage!
Evolutionism:
Roses are red
Violets aren’t bad
Nature has said
Become crab
#5 needs moar lens flare… MOAR I SAY!!!
#6 made me fall in love with this poem - who knew? 💗
Le epic randumb poem
