• BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      I call it the exploding mouth of mayonnaise technique.

      Normally they don’t give me nearly enough. Until one time I made it extra special clear that I wanted a bukkake in paper.

      I got what I asked for and reluctantly ate every bit of it over like four days lol. I have a picture somewhere but I’m too lazy to find it.