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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/21851456
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I downloaded free cracked linux version, plz help me how to disable this watermark.
I can get you a Mint CD key for 15€ or Arch for 2€. DM me.
I get you a LFS one for free, I even pay a camera team do document your process of liberation
You just have to add „All hail Tux“ to the end of every comment and it should go away in 2-3 business days
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All hail Tux
I heard if you say “Tux” three times while staring into a mirror your daily driver turns up dual booted.
Jesus, people, IF YOU LIKE A PIECE OF SOFTWARE, JUST BUY IT!
But I can only buy whole software…
bro careful especially if you’re in EU, the CEO of the Linux company himself warned they will go after and bring people into court for using pirated copies
I had a tux tattoo done, worked for me
I’m not sure if you’re being serious here or not, but I too have a tux tattoo. I knew at the time that it wasn’t a unique idea, but I’ve never met anyone else who has one. There must be dozens of us.
Do people also ask you if it’s Pingu or something from club penguin?
Do people also ask you if it’s Pingu or something from club penguin?
I also get asked if he’s like, a hockey team mascot or something. (I have a Tux patch on my hat haha)
I have one, I’ve met a few others too 😄
Most ask why I’m into penguins, but many recognise it 😁
You have to go to settings and activate linux
I love that it’s also got build instructions for Windows and macOS
I totally need to manually add that Fedora repo, layer it, reboot just to see if it works on KDE Wayland
Exciting!
Shout out to my buddy who has been using an un-activated copy of Win10 for over 5 years despite being called out anytime he shares his screen.
And yes we told him how to but “It doesn’t bother him”
You mean, you told him the free and easy github script?
Maaaaybe, Who’s asking?
Mass grave dot dev?
nice try, mr nutella
Wait there’s a free and easy GitHub script ? I bought an OEM key for 2 bucks like a sucker
Where can I get the privacy nightmare AI application for Linux? I want it to take screenshots of my computer (in case I want to search it), never really use it, but store the data on my PC unencrypted, thus able to be hacked.
Microsoft Linux.
I wonder if they’ll add this to WSL…
Someone made that, sort of. Unfortunately, the privacy nightmare is slightly reduced compared to the original one.
The security nightmare is reduced by a lot, thanks to Linux being a lot more safe system. Of course the occasional very old security issues get found, but those are only old if some swifty hacker found out and didn’t disclose it publicly, or had to wait for years to be solved.
I tried it to do some research recalls, like set it up for doing very specific things and I found it filled my hard drive pretty fast with screenshots. It’s probably a good idea if you can turn it on and off like this one and be careful, but it likely still needs polishing. That was when it was first out.
Python? This will require “specialized hardware” just due to the interpreter overhead taking continuous screenshots of everything you do and indexing/storing them. Why bother implementing something like this using an interpreted language??
Backups are important, especially passwords stored on images which is leagues more secure than plain text
If this was actually an open source app with strong privacy settings that you could opt into it might be useful.
When I first heard of the MS feature, my first thought was that there’s gotta be a more efficient way to do this than taking screen shots and analyzing the image. The window manager has all of that information plus more context (like knowing that these pixels are part of a non-standard window that uses transparency to act like a non-rectangular shape, while this thing that looks like a window is actually an image because the user was looking at someone else’s screenshot).
Even better would be integration with the applications themselves; they have even more contextual information than the window manager has.
If it required waiting for apps to provide this integration you would be waiting 10 years for it to mature. There would logically be some benefit to looking at the window before compositing + saving text from none visible windows and avoiding recapturing content which hadn’t changed.
Just Red Hat things
Distro: “Ubuntu with Bing”
Did you mean Wubuntu ?
UwUbuntu
Time to activate Linux with sketchy activation scripts
Linux_activation_keygen_v0.1.2.4.exe
The good old 2000s when you could host and successfully distribute any virus disguised as something popular by slapping a _full, _HD or .rar/zip (or any combination) at the end of the file name.
I used to look up lard bread and there was a hit for lard bread_full.rar on the first page.
I didn’t know what lard bread is, so I looked it up.
I discovered it was bread with prosciutto baked in. I thought it sounded unappealing.
Then I thought of “making bacon pancakes” and thought I should open my mind.
edit: added a missing word.
So the thing is, English is not my first language and I used the wrong word. I guess it’s more like greasy bread. Just plain pig fat spread on a slice of bread. But what you just described actually sounds awesome.
Ah, I apologize, I did not intend to mock. Both sound potentially appealing. Thanks for the clarification!
Oh, there was 0 offense taken, mockery didn’t even cross my mind. I just simply realised I was probably misleading first.
Like the primary fault in bread is that it doesn’t have enough fat. You can fix that with butter or cheese, but what if you bake saturated fat into the bread?
I mean it’s like bread with butter but better
My culinary knowledge is not sufficient to usefully comment on this.
I would download that lmao
I would say “… Definitely into a sandbox” except that might dry out the bread even more. :(
it took three days but i finally got it on kazaa
Just a one-liner as root, and you’re done.
Root account unavailable, you have not activated the premium account for this Linux installation, please activate by purchasing it for a $5 monthly subscription
Oh it’s subscription based, ok. I have a flash drive for that. Helps me erase the OS and put a whole new one in.
The installation media you’re attempting to install on this hardware is not supported and does not follow our privacy protection policy, please contact our support team for further assistance
EDIT: damn I feel like I should get hired by Microsoft or some other sh#t company because I’m getting good at this anti consumer crap
Bro this notification popped up, and for a couple of seconds I didn’t see that it was lemmy, I didn’t remember this convo, I just saw the anti-consumer corpo speak and I almost lost my shit. I was straight up furious and I hit the notification to come in here and verbally crap in your mouth.
So yeah, you should look into a career with Micockssoft 🤣
curl https://some.sketchy.link | bashmy beloved
Don’t worry, Linux doesn’t even mind at this point. ;)
Do they at least have a fun shiny mid-2000’s GUI and sweet chiptunes??
I want it for KDE lol
There’s also one for macOS. No idea where.
I remember buying Mac OS upgrades. Time for the retirement home, I guess…
And here I am remembering how awesome those multi colored transparent Macs looked back in the day
God I’m old
The puck mouse was horrendous, though. My hand still hurts ~25 years later.
The puck mouse is why I’m so good at using keyboard shortcuts. I use vim, btw
Okay grandpa its past your bedtime
Is this still not a thing? Now that I think about it I don’t think I’ve looked into macos in like 20 years.
You made me curious too — seems it ended in 2013. https://www.wired.com/2013/10/apple-ends-paid-oses/
This is correct! Just wasn’t home to check brew.
