ReveredOxygen@sh.itjust.works to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 3 months agoMe every 5 minutes rulesh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1185arrow-down14
arrow-up1181arrow-down1external-linkMe every 5 minutes rulesh.itjust.worksReveredOxygen@sh.itjust.works to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square16fedilink
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·3 months agoHey big boy! Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you happy to see me? …oh, it’s a phone? Oh, it’s ringing. Yeah, you should answer that… runs away nervously
minus-squaretunasyne@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agonah nah finish that pickup line runs after you FINISH THAT PICK UP LINE
it’s in my pocket >:D
Hey big boy! Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?
…oh, it’s a phone? Oh, it’s ringing. Yeah, you should answer that…
runs away nervously
nah nah finish that pickup line
runs after you FINISH THAT PICK UP LINE
AAAAAHHHHHH!!!
keeps running
Theif!!