It’s so hard for me to grasp that all these people would make these insane claims solely due to their affection for Donald Trump of all fucking people. How on earth did he manage to pied-piper these dipshits so effectively.

Your honor, I’d like to submit to the court a motion that the defendants knew their claims were false in accordance with No Shit v Sherlock, 1894.

So because Guliani did some good things one time he shouldn’t be in trouble for ruining these women’s lives? Fuck that he knew what he was doing was wrong, he knew there wasn’t any evidence of voter fraud. And he called out these women by name.

They knew AND didn’t care

So they either knew or they didn’t care.

‘We have a lot of theories but no evidence’

So they didn’t even vet the theories…and Rudy was just “repeating what he was told” because that’s a good defense. But they’re saying this lawsuit was only filed to embarrass Rudy.

Ah you don’t say…