“… if he is willing to get off the couch” - Walz said at the speech
He made a couch joke!! ❤️
What’s JD Vance’s least favorite type of couch?
A pull out couch
This guy is the fun uncle American deserves.
Vance responded that he was trying to get the couch off but his tongue hurts and he thinks he’s having a carpal tunnel flare up.
I mentioned in another thread the guy was funny.
Gotta be to be a teacher.
JD is a selfish lover confirmed. A real man gets the couch off too
Here’s the clip: https://x.com/Acyn/status/1820955710303433056
Have a link that isn’t to a shit platform owned by a megalomanic fascist?
Walz:
And I got to tell you, I can’t wait to debate the guy. That is if he’s willing to get off the couch and show up.
😂
Get out off the couch? Vance has to get out of the couch first.
No, no, he has to get the couch off first.
Say what you will about JD, but don’t call him an inconsiderate couch fucker.
This man knows how to romance a piece of upholstery. This man is a master of the art of couchilingus. This man can fluff a damn cushion, and I respect him for that, I do.
But he’s a weird creepy regressive goblin who will happily usher in the end of democracy in America, so there is that.
He didn’t deny the dolphin doinking.
don’t call him an inconsiderate couch fucker.
bible thumping couch fucker?
… or get off ON the couch… 😎
JD Vance after hearing the news:
I’m surprised there isn’t a deep fake of this. Then again your version is arguably better.
These two seem really high energy and push hard against their opponents… The democrats needed this!
Nonono they should have just gone with the geriatric wax statue
If Vance accepts, I wonder how many couch references Walz would sneak into the debate?
I would live for him to drop them to see how pissed Vance would get.
And he would have to ignore them, else he would compound the Streisand Effect of trying to explain to America how he doesn’t actually make love to furniture.
Sofa king many
Better get 2 bottles ready
I can’t wait to see this as well.
Walz just graduated from stage cooking and he’s already serving JD up like a executive chef at a Michelin rated restaurant, can’t wait for this
So that’s how you Vice President, for anyone taking notes at home.
A friend used to tell me that the modern GOP was the ghost of Nixon haunting everybody.
But here we have the ghost of LBJ, who said “I just want to make the SOB deny it!”
But here we have the ghost of LBJ,
I knew Walz’s energy reminded me of somebody, except his is probably even better cause he’s hopefully never committed rampant sexual assault in the White House just for the laughs.
Let’s go
I bet Vances gamer tag is c0uc)-(fux0r
or maybe xXxLoveSeatFacexXx
or maybe (0u(hfu(k32
im giving him pw ideas aren’t i
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