• Myxomatosis@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Cucker Carlson finished his Putin’s Cumsock Tour and is now back to firmly attaching his mouth to Pedo Trump’s asshole like some kind of right wing remora fish.

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      4 months ago

      remora fish.

      So in case somebody else here doesn’t know squat about remoras, I went on Wikipedia and found out that they’re fish that attach themselves to a host animal in a mutualistic arrangement. They remove ectoparasites and loose flakes of skin etc, and their diet is mainly composed of the host animal’s shit.

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      4 months ago

      right wing remora fish

      That is fucking perfection and I will not discuss it further.